KAUAI: THE GARDEN ISLAND’S HYPE DESERVES A TRUTH-IN-ADVERTISING AWARD

KAUAI: THE GARDEN ISLAND’S HYPE DESERVES A TRUTH-IN-ADVERTISING AWARD

Quick, head to Kauai before it suffers the same fate as Maui which used to be considered the undeveloped island of Hawaii.

In the days before hordes of tourists — and the commercialism that inevitably follows — invaded its pristine coastline. Visit Garden Island, the lushest and prettiest of the Hawaiian islands. Go before it loses its virginity to the ravaging developers, already hovering about its shores.

The oldest island in the chain — over five million years old, compared with the Island of Hawaii, a young upstart at only one million years — Kauai has almost as many superstitions as it does birthdays. 

There is one that says it is the birthplace of rainbows, which is undoubtedly true because they appear in the island’s sky in abundance. It is one of my favorite superstitions because it captures the essence of the island: mystical, magical and colorful, with surreal treasures to be found at either end.  

It is no accident that so many films are known for their resplendent settings — Thorn Birds, Blue Hawaii, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Pirates of the Caribbean, the classic South Pacific and more recently, The Descendants — were shot here. If you do nothing else, sit on your hotel balcony and look out at the scenery.  

How often do you get a chance to literally see Mount Makana (more popularly known as Bali Hai) from your window? That view alone is worth the trip. Should you decide to check out the rest of the island, there’s much to see. And better yet, so many ways to see it.  

Kauai’s famed Bali Hai still enchants even if it’s now called Mount Makana. Photo by Victor Block 

Whether you drive around it, fly over it, bike across it or sail up to it, you know you’ve reached paradise. The lushness is exquisite.

Green grass merges with green plants which spring into green bushes which grow into green forests and meld into green mountains. The eye often cannot distinguish one from the other. The monotony of color is almost mesmerizing. 

FOR MANY, KAUAI IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL OF THE HAWAIIAN ISLANDS

Along the island’s edge, translucent waters spawn rolling whitecaps that nip playfully at the mulatto-colored sand. At other times, waves loom so largely they form a wall between you and the ocean. For the briefest moment, the time and waves stand still then the moment breaks and time starts again and the waves crash with resounding force as if reasserting their uncontested dominance of the area. 

One of the most personal connections with the islands can be had hiking along the Nepali Coast on the island’s north shore, for which you now need advanced reservations. “Spiritual” is the word used most often to describe the experience. A friend who has walked all over the world, from Nepal to New Zealand, calls the Nepali Coast the one place to which he always wants to return.  

The 11-mile trek begins at Ke’e Beach at the northwestern tip of the island and continues along a steep narrow trail, past waterfalls and streams, mango trees and wild orchids, along daunting cliffs and knife-point peaks until it reaches Nirvana in the form of Kalalau Beach. The scenery there is so spectacular it seems unreal. The all-day hike — more often a scramble over rocks and mudslides — is not for the faint of heart or heavy of foot.  

Those who wish to taste the trail without ordering the full course may opt for a two-mile appetizer from Ke’e to Hanakapiai Beach. Each time I started to bemoan my inability to navigate the slippery boulders and protruding mud-slicked roots (if you can schedule your outing during a dry spell, go for it), I’d spot a nine-year-old using the muddy surface as a slide or a grandmother confidently spearheading the path with a make-shift walking stick. It was the young mother with a baby on her back gingerly sidestepping the rocks as though out for a suburban stroll that finally convinced me to keep my whiny self-deprecations to myself.  

But the experience was exhilarating. The walk back was much easier, and the views along the way were well worth the somewhat arduous effort to get there. For those who find such challenges unappealing, other methods of transport offer comparable if less personal connections with the coast. 

HIKING KAUAI’S NEPALI COAST IS A TRANSFORMATIVE EXPERIENCE

A helicopter ride along the coast provides an extraordinary overview, like a beautifully written abstract of a book. The Zodiac raft trips allow you to visit the coast beach by beach, chapter by chapter. But hiking the Nepali Coast, you become one with the story, immersed in the characters and a part of the book itself.  

Another must-see that allows for multiple methods of exploration is Waimea Canyon, the “Grand Canyon of the Pacific.” As you snake your way alongside the 3,600-foot-deep chasm, glimpses of Christmas-colored pageantry unfold. Red and orange desert hues tease the tropical greenery, hinting at the daunting canyon vistas yet to come. Still, you arrive at Waimea Canyon Lookout unprepared for the expanse and grandeur that finally greet you. 

Again, if you wish for a different perspective of this staggering panorama, consider a helicopter tour that dips into the canyon for even more breath-taking views, or select one of the many miles of trails that take you inside the canyon on foot. 

Not far away, yet another vision of wonder awaits. Kalalau Lookout casts a sweeping eye over the historic Hawaiian Valley and Nepali Coast from its vantage point of 4,000 feet. Looking beyond the overgrown gorges and razor-edged cliffs, you can’t tell where the ocean stops and the sky begins. I considered one more mode of island transport as I envisioned sailing a cloud from the coast to the heavens.  

HISTORIC ATTRACTIONS ADD TO THE SCENIC APPEAL OF KAUAI

For many, most of Kauai’s appeal lies in its natural splendor. However, if you can force your eyes away from the beauty of the surroundings, there are indeed other attractions to be enjoyed. A drive around the island, spanning less than 100 miles, brings you to several small towns unchanged since the mid-1800s.  

Visit the Wai`oli Hui`ia Church and Mission House in Hanalei, where the first missionaries arrived in 1834. Walk along the wooden sidewalks of Hanapepe and check out Shimonishi, a world-famous orchid store with the original storefront intact, boasting some varieties of orchids that are so rare they won’t even sell them. Stop by the vintage 1913 lighthouse in sleepy Kilauea town, which sits on the northernmost point of all the Hawaiian Islands.  

Visits to ancient hula temples, lava blowholes, and wet and dry caves rich in tales of Hawaiian folklore all contribute to Kauai’s magic.

Oh yes, one other thing, Kauai also has more beaches than any of the other islands. Although, the most glorious year-round beaches are in the southern resort area of Poipu. You’ll find that long stretches of white sand surround the island, forming a blanket of beaches as inviting as satin sheets and plush pillows at the end of an exhausting day.  

But nothing is perfect and the island landscape, while not yet pockmarked by fast-food establishments imported from the mainland, has recently fallen prey to a couple of Starbucks.

But even here, there is good news – big box stores have been banned and no building can be taller than a mature palm tree. So, as long as they keep those palm trees in check, they can keep the buildings in check too.

Even though paradise is lightly flawed, Kauai may be as close as you can get to perfection.